Why do people sing in the bathroom?
As I sit down to write this piece, I realize with some embarrassment that, I have spent a disconcertingly large amount of time thinking about this question. But then again, I reassure myself that my preoccupation with inconsequential thoughts is shared by many famous people. Off the top of my head, Calvin and his “..command of thoroughly useless information” comes to mind. ( https://twitter.com/calvinn_hobbes/status/520702981776621569 ) I am even more encouraged to find that bathroom singing has its own Wikipedia page. And people (at least makers of bathroom products) consider it sufficiently important to ask about it in their surveys. It appears that 20% of people indulge in the pastime. ( http://www.map-testing.com/assets/files/Am%20Std%20Bathroom%20Survey%20detailed%20findings.pdf ) I would have thought that the figure would be higher, but in any case, convinced of the nontrivial nature of my pursuit, I am emboldened to present my secretly nurtured hypotheses here. Most ...